Driving a Bar Stool While Intoxicated

Driving a Bar Stool While Intoxicated

Tuesday March 31, 2009

The good news is that Kyle Wygle wasn't speeding -- just cruising home at a comfortable and sensible 38 MPH.

The bad news is that the 28-year-old Ohio was driving a motorized bar stool. And, as if you needed to wonder, police are accusing him of DUI, having downed allegedly 15 beers, before crashing the contraption.

Wygle's stool was powered from a deconstructed lawn mower engine. He has requested a jury trial.

Perhaps the biggest question is this: What was he drinking when he built that thing?

Afton Treats #7

LAST DAY OF RIDING!!!! sorry...We did the last afton treat on sunday with Jeffy, Jonerik minus erik, random wizards, RP, Billa, Ryan and Wicky. Shit was gay. this is possible the biggest waste 10 minutes....ever. Enjoy.

Delta Motha FUCKA

STICKERZZZ!

We got a bunch of stickers made. they are green and black. If you want some, tough shit...unless you wanna buy'em for a dollar a piece. Support GHP buy some stickers.

SMALL BAWLS! REPRESENT!

Jeffy likes to pet kitty and fuck bitches. He also has a thing for John McCain and John Stamos. More importantly, he loves afton alps and never wants to leave. Gotcha, Afton sucks small bawls!

RIP Dalton's Ankle

Dalton's Ankle got owned by the pole jam at Walton Skatepark. I wish i had a picture to share with you...but i'm lazy as fuck and i don't know how to work the camera on my phone. But yeah...get healthy Dalton, don't wack it too much!

March 19th Edit

So i was in NY, but that didn't stop the GHP crew from putting out an edit. Bill, Randy and GHP friends threw together this fun video. Check out bill's 50 to frontflip out ender!